LAUDERDALE, FLORIDA -  Aaron Morris went to the store do a little shopping.  He didn’t bring any cash, has very little class and ended up grabbing a nice piece of azz.  

Aaron, 18, was minding his business in Walmart and appreciating the luxury of air conditioning when he saw a woman with a whole lot of booty in her pants coming out of the ladies dressing room.

Morris with his unkempt self moon walked on over to the woman to get a closer look at her magnificent rear end.  My what a big booty she had.  It was calling his name. Aaron, Aaron touch me the big ole booty said.  

The booty hypnotized Mr. Morris, causing him to grab the unsuspecting womans rear end. He ended his Thursday night in  jail. 

During questioning by the cops, Morris provided a perfectly good explanation for doing such a thing.

According to the  sheriff’s report he told officers: 

“Her booty looked so good, I just couldn’t resist touching it.”

Mr. Morris was booked on misdemeanor charges of touch or strike/battery, and bail was set at $1000. Which he can’t afford so he will be in jail for a minute. This dude went way beyond just being a booty connoisseur. He’s a booty bandit. But how many women have had a man grab their tush without permission? She’s not the first. He ain’t cute at all but dang, you get the man thrown in jail… That’s a bit much.

Ladies would you send a man to jail for grabbing your rear end?