Proudly Back on her BS!! Last year sometime Karrine Steffans suddenly popped up married to a mysterious dread-lock toting brother whose feet made small appearances in her youtube videos.. Other then that no one knows who he is or what he looks like.. But after Steffans last twitter rant we do know that he is a entre-poor-ninja whose not packing much down below..
On top of that Karrine is tired of paying for everything and she misses the fab life she used to live before she married him.. AND, that’s not it.. After smashing on the poor fella with all that Karrine says she cheated on him with his favorite rapper Friday night.
Sometimes, in relationships, the pleasure is all theirs. Alone, I am a superhero. With you, I am a mere mortal. You deplete me. I’m tired of being your upgrade. We are not equally yoked. You really deserve someone more basic. I’m tired of pretending your mediocracy is okay with me. I’m tired of pretending I don’t miss G650′s. I’m tied of pretending you’re not a burden.I’m tired of pretending I don’t deserve a f-cking BOSS! I’m tired of you driving my car. Stop telling me you love me as if you’re doing me some sort of favor. I don’t need you to love me. I love me. I’m tired of pretending like you shouldn’t be intimidated by the other men in my life. Cuz you should. I’m tired of pretending as if I support your bullshit dreams. I’m tired of pretending your d-ck isn’t the smallest d-ck I’ve ever seen in my life. Cuz it is. I’m tired of pretending your favorite rapper didn’t just beat it up on Friday. I’m tired of paying for everything.
Favorite rapper? It’s not Jeezy or Jay so it must be WEEZY…
I’m tired of you taking all this sh-t for granted as if you ever deserved any of it. Give me my Mac back. For real tho. I’m tired of washing your wack ass clothes. I hate your whole face. I’m tired of acting like the sex is good.I hate when you roll all the way over onto my side of the bed to hold me. I’m over here for a reason. Did I mention I’m tired of paying for everything? Okay.I’m tired of giving you the game.I’m tired of pretending you’re anything more than a bum. I should’ve just hired you as a cook and kept it moving. I’m tired of congratulating you for accomplishing minuscule sh-t. I’m tired of you begging.
Pimping Ain’t easy but somebody’s got to do it.
I’m tired of moaning when I can’t feel anything!I’m tired of having to think about someone else to get off. I’m tired of having to lock my phone when you’re around.I’m tired of taking showers with you. Can I get a moment! Damn! . I’m tired of having to pretend you’re not the 3rd worst decision I’ve ever made.
You should really be with that one chick who bagged our groceries this weekend. That’s more your speed.
“*encore* I hate your whole face….I’m tired of acting like the sex is good….I hate when you roll all the way over onto my side of the bed to hold me. I’m over here for a reason….You should really be with that one chick who bagged our groceries this weekend. That’s more your speed. I’m tired of you letting your body go, like a bitch. I’m tired of you asking me questions you already know the answers to. I’m tired of having to think about someone else to get off. Yes. He’s better than you. Next question. All night. ‘Til 6 in the morning. Next question. Presidential suite. Next question. About 10 inches. Next question. 69. Next question. Balls deep. Next question. You should have Googled me sooner. Remember the girl upstairs you tried to f–k? I do. *drops mic, picks up pen * The Bitch is Back…”
And there you have the emasculation of Karrine’s husband.. Part 1 and 2. She must have been playing Rihanna’s “Rude Boy” while writing this. My question is why would she marry such a bumb, or a man who comes up short in any way? Was she trying to prove something to society or prove something to herself? She went in on him so hard it’s either divorce or leave a suicide note..
Time and time again I tell fella’s that if a woman doesn’t financially need you for anything more than likely she won’t have any respect for you. This marriage is a prime example of a woman knowing she likes certain types of men who can provide a certain lifestyle and fighting against what she really wants in order to try to please society.. It simply does not work. People have to live their own truths.. and like Karrine said the guy should have googled her sooner. He would have found out Karrine is a freakho, bounce ya azz and let ya knees touch ya elbows.