Man, I couldn’t make these stories up!!! Yesterday the lady cuts off a mans penis and puts it in the food disposal and today this woman actually raped a robber and paid him… Who run the world? GIRLS!!
A Russian man who tried to rob a hair salon ended up as the victim when the female shop owner overpowered him, tied him up naked and then used him as a sex slave for three days.
Viktor Jasinski, 32, admitted to police that he had gone to the salon in Meshchovsk, Russia, with the intention of robbing it. Olga Zajac, 28, owner of salon and a karate black belt over powered him and tied him up.
She floored the would-be robber with a single kick.
Then, in a scene reminiscent of Quentin Tarantino’s Pulp Fiction, police say Zajac dragged the semi-conscious Jasinski to a back room of the salon and tied him up with a hair dryer cable.
She allegedly stripped him naked and, for the next three days, used him as a sex slave to ‘teach him a lesson’ – force feeding him Viagra to keep the lesson going.The robber was eventually released, with Zajak saying he had learned his lesson.
Jasinski went straight to the police and told them of his back-room ordeal, saying that he had been held hostage, handcuffed naked to a radiator, and fed nothing but Viagra.When police arrived to question Zahjac, she said: ‘What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles
And men had the audacity to get mad at me for my MEN ARE THE NEW BITCHES BLOG!!! I be damned if they are not the new bitches…..
But how does he have the nerve to go to the police after trying to rob a woman? She isn’t wrong is she? Her face is covered, but by the sound of it she has to be a tall ugly bish right? Cause hot chicks don’t become black belts and rape men…
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Lmao at saying hot chicks don’t become black belts lol!!!!
Now this i like. He shouldnt have been mad. Hahahahahahahahahaah
This story is funny, but the only thing is. This same story was told before, but with different names months ago.
ok what!!!!!! hahah omg
Wouldn’t want to be caught alone with her in
A dark alley! That woman got SKILLS! LOL!
duh..a wonder woman has come to judgement
Some guy on twitter is arguing with me that statement Kourtnee
Guess he got what he was looking for!…lol and wasn’t bargaining for.
NOW, That’s What I’m Talking About Taking “Control”…
(Deep Sigh) I really hate people.
WTF?!?!? Robber: Everyone get your hands up! You know what time it is…..
Owner: Hold up gurl. Fool do you know where you at? This here is Shaqweeta’s and I don’t play that sh!t!
Robber: Bish is you QWAZY! I got a gun and if you don’t give me something we gonna hava’ misunderstanding!
Owner: (I know he didn’t just call me a Bish! He got Shaqweeta F%$ up!) “OK, OK, come on over here I’ll give you the money.” Shaqweeta grabs a stack and throws it up in the air like a trick in a strip club. (Making it RAIN!!!) In the confusion the Robber tries to collect the money. Meanwhile, Shaqweeta grabs the hot comb hits the robber square in the arse’ branding “GOODY” on his left posterior…… The robber falls to the floor in anguish as our heroin says, “Ronnesha close them blinds and lock the door! Look here moFo. If you want some of Shaqweeta’s cheese you gotta lick the cracka’.”
(after 3 days of Freaky, Unspeakable, Sexations the robber fakes a bathroom break, manages to find a phone, and called the police on his damn self!)
Moral of the story: Reading is Fundamental! If he’d only read the sign… “Shaqweeta’s Salon & Sex Emporium. (No man eva’ makes it out alive)”
Back to you Denise……….