The Proper Way To Give A Baller A Lap Dance [VIDEO]

Posted by Miss Kissy on 04 Mar 2012 / 19 Comments

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Why Does That Man Have To Go To A Strip Club To Get A Lap Dance?

This ninja Ray Edwards… Why did I spot a photo of him in the bathtub… With Bubbles, WITH a cup of soda on the side? All he’s missing is some chicken noodle soup.. Nipples hanging all out the water and sh@t..

Anyway, it’s the video that really caught my interest. The sensual lapdance. I’ve been listening to my friends talk a lot this week. My independent female friends, that’s one story. But my male friends that’s the funny story.. Like last night one of my friends who does not venture on the net often said something about how he would love to see Amber Rose naked.. I’m like oh, I got you and pulled the photos up on this site. This ninja’s mouth drops open, talking about how he would give up two weeks pay just to hit that and worry about the rent later.. WoW…. (-2 points for his chick)

Now Amber Rose is a badd chick. But it amazes me the lack of sensual-ism in the average mans life that would lead them to say such things. Women are having sexual relations but failing to max out their feminine capabilities. The other day I was on Facebook and reading this one girls page who is a very pretty girl and also very smart. She was saying how she has never been a freak in the bedroom. She totally blamed her lack of freakiness on her ex-boyfriend since he broke her virginity and she was with him for a while. You can somewhat blame it on your mate, but truthfully you are what you are.. You can only attract a man that has those same likes or brings those likes out of you.. So if you are stale in the bedroom it’s due to your own fault. There is nothing cute at all about being a prude. Men get laughed at for wifing up such women. Eventually they are all forced to wonder off in search of sexual happiness and gratification.

Anyway, I spotted this video of Ray getting a lap dance by a choreographer.. It tickles me that the average woman doesn’t already have these moves down. Especially when she has a GOOD man at home. Besides this is actually fun stuff to do with a targeted seduction.. Most men have never been exposed to a woman who does such things outside of the strip club.. Then again, ninjas be on that 50/50 sh@t so there really is no motivation to seduce them and mind phuck them like this. (Hopefully, due to the bubble pic at the top men didn’t bother reading this and went straight to the video.) Seriously though, women need to have a reason to want to perform or lead on such a great seduction.. Having all of your bills being paid is motivation enough….

You’ve watched Beyonce & Destiny’s child perform lap dances on stage. You seen Rihanna and Nicki Minaj give lap dances at every show. You’ve heard about the strippers doing booty claps.

Why should your man have to hit up the internet or go to a strip club just to see a lapdance? You don’t have to have a big booty, know how to clap, pop it or drop it. It’s not something tacky. It’s a sensual thing. Just be you and let your aura flow. Be a goddess in the bedroom.. Besides, it’s super fun to do. And you don’t need a chair. He can be laying in the bed with you standing above him on the bed. He will never forget you.

Ladies should always seduce their man. That’s part of being a woman. To Let your feminine essence shine.

Video Spotted: BallerAlert

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Written by Miss Kissy

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