Man Beats Woman Until Her Breast Implants Burst

Cleveland, OHIO –  Samuel Cole allegedly beat his girlfriend so hard her breast implants burst.

According to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun, the woman said her 60-year-old boyfriend, Samuel Cole, punched, choked and tried to suffocate her during a physical confrontation Sunday morning.

Cole eventually took his badly beaten lady to the hospital and threatened additional bodily harm if she told anyone at the hospital about the vicious assault that was bestowed upon her earlier.

Even without her saying anything hospital employees noticed the obvious signs of abuse and discretely notified the police department. Cole was immediately arrested and charged with felonious assault. Cole is currently being held in the Hamilton County jail with bail set at $50,000.

Cole has an expansive criminal history, including previous arrests for assault and domestic violence, though those charges were later dismissed.

In their coverage, Jezebel used Cole’s latest brush with the law to take a not so veiled shot at pop star Chris Brown.

From Jezebel’s Erin Gloria Ryan:

What could possess anyone to beat another human being that severely is beyond me, but if Cole, once released, promises to throw temper tantrums every time the incident is brought up, in three years he could be invited to perform at the Grammy Awards.

And here I was thinking older men treated you better.. .. Promiscious women get invited to Ghana to mentor kids and abusive men get invited to perform at Awards shows.. #AMERICA.. Gotta love it.